Why Hello There...
deathtosquishies:

kayteekelleee:

thefrogman:

this is 911 state your emergency












YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD


911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN


YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS


911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER


MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.



YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ


TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING


911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.


yes 911 hello all these people are crazy



omg. i laughed way harder at this than i should have. i can’t even

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deathtosquishies:

kayteekelleee:

thefrogman:

this is 911 state your emergency

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YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD

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911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN

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YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS

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911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER

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MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.

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YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ

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TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

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911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.

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yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

omg. i laughed way harder at this than i should have. i can’t even

glorious beings on this website

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thefuuuucomics:

shout out to IMDb for always reminding me where i recognise that actor from

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p-eachful:

being too lazy to breathe will probably be the cause of my death tbh

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overlypolitebisexual:

straight boy: spending time with my bro! #nohomo #justfriends #justplatonicfriends #platonicmalefriends #nogaybusiness #wearenteventouching #satfivefeetapart #ilovechicks #notguys #onlyliketheladies #notgay #straightasaline #straighterthannedflanders #justabromance #butnotagayone #didialreadysaynohomo

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the-dream-operator:

defeatingexistence:

clockmocker:

A water balloon full of mercury hitting the ground (X)

SCIENCE

this fucked me up

the-dream-operator:

defeatingexistence:

clockmocker:

A water balloon full of mercury hitting the ground (X)

SCIENCE

this fucked me up

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hallucinations:

romeoperalta:

mynamesdiana:


Times Square from above.

so scary

Holy shit

this shot takes my breath away

hallucinations:

romeoperalta:

mynamesdiana:

Times Square from above.

so scary

Holy shit

this shot takes my breath away

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source: f0o0od 515 notes 10.22.2014 11:16 AM

how dare you not notice me while i ignore you

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vaginomics:

hey baby girl

vaginomics:

hey baby girl

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mugglebornheadcanon:

938. There are some muggleborn punks who want to go to a concert (unfortunately, it’s on a school day). They discover the Room of Requirement with instruments and decide to play the songs from that band on the evening of the concert. After having an amazing time, they meet in the room every week, and, a few years later, are famous in both worlds.

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