this is 911 state your emergency
YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD
911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN
YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS
911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER
MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.
YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ
TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING
911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.
yes 911 hello all these people are crazy
omg. i laughed way harder at this than i should have. i can’t even
glorious beings on this website
shout out to IMDb for always reminding me where i recognise that actor from
being too lazy to breathe will probably be the cause of my death tbh
straight boy: spending time with my bro! #nohomo #justfriends #justplatonicfriends #platonicmalefriends #nogaybusiness #wearenteventouching #satfivefeetapart #ilovechicks #notguys #onlyliketheladies #notgay #straightasaline #straighterthannedflanders #justabromance #butnotagayone #didialreadysaynohomo
A water balloon full of mercury hitting the ground (X)
this fucked me up
Times Square from above.
this shot takes my breath away
how dare you not notice me while i ignore you
938. There are some muggleborn punks who want to go to a concert (unfortunately, it’s on a school day). They discover the Room of Requirement with instruments and decide to play the songs from that band on the evening of the concert. After having an amazing time, they meet in the room every week, and, a few years later, are famous in both worlds.