the rock is fucking precious
Right. Some people sent me some lovely messages saying I should be proud of my body. So I’m going to try. Here I am, just me, nearly falling off a ledge in my bathroom.
If you had to choose between world peace or going to Hogwarts what house would you choose?
does this put us all in slytherin
Found a clip of Jack’s latest video before he edited out his spider-powers.
Secrets have a cost. The truth does too.
did some research and it’s from “Syrup,” which looks to be a movie that came out this year. also it’s on netflix.
But the titanic sank?
if only the titanic did that
- student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
- uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
- scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
- us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker. you have six months after graduating to start paying loans so you better pray to fucking god and jesus that you have a well-paying job by then or be prepared to be fucked up the ass without lube.
nothing better than going to sleep and waking up with the one you love.